Sometimes it's all about me....

[Mike Stenson (RIP)]

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Do you think he meant to say THIS WOMAN or THESE WOMEN?

He'd better be careful what he says - definately won't be getting the scanner if he is insulting any of the woman on the forum!

Think I'll ban him from Spar as well!

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

Is that a peace offering Mike?

[Mike Stenson (RIP)]

Is that a peace offering Mike?

[Rhona]

I still think you should stick that scanner............

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

Ag shame - he's normally such a nice guy! I'll give him another chance, if he utters anymore insults the scanner is out of bounds!

[Rhona]

I'll have to trust you on that one Michelle...........usually he stays quiet or throws the odd insult / quip - but okay, let's give him another chance...........just one though!!!

[Michael Alexander]

Don't shoot me, it's just my honest opinion, I ain't a professional either.... but

"Both the terrifying shrieks and the awful odour penetrated Jakes brain simultaneously and jolted him back to reality, the harsh reality that was now his existence"

I don't think it is kosher to use the same punch word, so close together.... and I;m still reading....

[Rhona]

It's honesty I'm after - for me it's the use of the same punch word that makes the sentence hit home........
blah! blah! blah! jolted him back to reality, [pause] the harsh reality that was now his existence....

[Michael Alexander]

Hey! I just noticed... to you ..that was your 1000th Post on the forum....

I find the story quite dark, which in all honesty is not my cup of tea.....but yes, It does capture, and one wonders how he became all shackled up......

[Rhona]

Ah! Michael - I wouldn't of taken you to be a 'Sunshine & Lollypops' kinda guy - but each to their own and I've achieved what I'm setting out to do - cause you are intrigued and asking questions, which leads me to think the cover is indeed made of 'velcro'...........unfortunately, that is the last of the sneak previews and you'll have to buy my book to find out what the hell has, is and will happen to my man Jake...........  thanks for your opinion, it's greatly appreciated e154

As for that Mike Stenson fella, he just deserves a boot in the  , maybe you could do the honours next time you see him; and yeah - you can tell him it's from me....

[Michael Alexander]

How many pages have you written, is it legal in Ireland?

[Rhona]

Pages??? Hah! - my friend I've written chapters................this is a book I'm writting not one of those comics that you are so fond of...............is WHAT legal in Ireland? Writting books or kicking people in the

[Michael Alexander]

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later.....

[Rhona]

Later it is...............Be good

[Carl Wrbka]

So when can we expect your masterpiece, Rhona? Don't forget to send us the tickets to attend the book signing.