A bot attack!

[SandyB]

Oh well  at least you wont have any of the men with lewd  thoughts and intentions  pawing at you hey .. I dont think  dark hairy females are their idea of fun .. but then  after a few too many  jungle fever might set in .?? 

[SandyB]

Rhona !  wheres my refill ?  I see you run off ... What dont  tell me some  deviant that finds  dark hairy females is chasing you down the street ...  You can filll us in  on your  adventure tomorow Ok ??

[SandyB]

Last round .. me out of  here  ..let  the  fairies goblins and leprechauns clean up   .. it will be  spick and span  in the morn ..

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Jeepers Creepers,I'm getting very p*ssed off here. This thing has been so slow lately,I can my legs waiting for a page to load. I see Sandy is having the same problem,oh what could it be? I've done the defragmenting thing. SO I just log off before I smash something.  Enough of that, how my drunken fellow bot squaders doing?  I have a tale to tell thought it rather cute. Off I went with my 3yr old Morgan to the gardens to feed the squirrels and then to the meusem to-day. She saw straight away that the animals and things weren't real,she then spies out a penguin and runs up to the display,suddenly throws her arms up and shouts on top of her voice " OH my G*D Happy Feet is also dead". Feeling rather embarressed that she used the G*d word,theres me repeating "Oh gosh, Oh gosh I think his sleeping". Well that was my granny story for the day.

Now lets party       

Maybe I can pluck my eyebrows while this is posting

[Rhona]

    Well now let's all stop and look at the embarrassed granny.... he! he! he!

Okay guys - where's the bloody barman - I'm telling you there'll be hell to pay if I have to get back into that monkey suit and serve again tonight.........

Hey Diana, we need to negotiate contracts - that Sandy is on a warning; what you having while we wait for him to show up to work........   

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

           damn that little critter tried to sneak passed while we were odering our drinks from our non- exsistent barman.  Rhona I'm away for one night and you donn a gorilla suit,you know it doesn't suit our image. Rocky Horror outfits can pass.
Now for that drink mmmm  I think while I,m still in granny mode I'll have a G n T 

I see Koos (Charlie) is watching us in our bar but sends chocolates from undercover topics...

[Rhona]

He is always watching us - even when he is asleep; he has one eye open - watching and waiting!

        One G n T coming up; would you like a slice of lemon?

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Lemon yes.....was just thinking to me myself here...we haven't seen Val in the bar lately mmmm I wonder if Chris has banned her or what? She was comming along so well with her  routine. I think he may feel a bit threatened.
tra lalala   and baby makes her blue jeans talk  tra lalala     Good band here to-nite, where did you find them Rhona?

[Rhona]

Sandy booked them before he bunked off duty - He thought we would sing along to these guys and forget about him...........well; no chance of that happening - Michelle is out looking for him; she's taken Shadow and they are  e180 around the place.....he shouldn't be too hard to find; I mean how many people do you see walking around in and orange furlined 'uniform'

How about another?

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

 :36_2_35:  Can just picture him, its freezing out there,his probably got purple "buns".  Tell her to look out for that,a dead give away. I'll have another GnT for the road, then off to bed, as the slowness of this "thing "is getting to me now.
I'm off to another bar to-morro nite so I'll catch you all Saturday.           e154

[Rhona]

Another Bar??? 

[bobbysmith]

happy days my friends,rhona you got a big and hug from me and daddy georg,wev talking just now,luvs ya babe

[SandyB]

And you lot skinnering about the absent furlined codpiece orange uniformed me .. well I'm here  ... and network up to speed .. its been fustrating  . the same sh..t Diana's been aving .. went out for Pizza again  2night .. walk down to local ..  Mmmm some very good eye contact dish experiences ..  reminds me I'm still very much alive .   so whats for drinks  girls and boys ??

[Rhona]

Well helloooooooooo there - look who decides to turn up for work at this hour; when everyone has gone home and not even the wiff of pizza; never mind a slice.......did you have pineapple on it - well did you? did you? did you?

[SandyB]

 No  I had mexicana ..  nice and spicy .. Paul had  something with pineapple  we swopped a  slice or two ..  .. but  best  of the evening  was the dish eyeconact  .. better than food ..   so  whats for  drinks  ... something  sensible ..