DR VAN DER MERWE

[DUNJA WRBKA]

Dr. Van Der Merwe (Van) wanted to go hunting, he calls his Assistant Koos and tells him 'Ya Koos, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients'. 'Yes, Van...' answers Koos.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:'So Koos, how was your day?'
Koos tells him he took care of 3 patients:
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
'Lekker Koos, and the second one?' says Van.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX , Dr,' says Koos
'Yislaaaaaaaik Koos you're good at this and what about the third one?' asks Van.
'F...., I was sitting and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies on the table and shouts: HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen a man!!!!!'
And what did you do Koos???' asks Van...
'I put eye drops in her eyes!!!'........

[georg ruf jr.]

 :emot19:

[Malcolm Bertoni]

Are there still van der Merwe jokes around? 

There were thousands in the 70s and 80 before I left SA.