Real camels

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

A priest and a friend goes to Egypt on a tour.  While walking in the streets, they see a lot of people lined up on the pavements.

The priest asks:  "Brother Mike, whats going on here?"

Mike:  "Padre, they are waiting for the 100 camels with nude girls on to do the parade down the street."

Priest:  "Fine brother Mike, we will wait with them, for I have never seen a real camel in my life."


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