Hello From Aussie land

[Cheleen Koekemoer(Pretorius)]

Hi, I'm BACK!!!!!!! witch-43
Eventually got this bloody PC working.

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

...but you didn't take the rain and wind back with you.

[Michael Alexander]

HOWZIT MATE!

Verstaan jy die taal of nog nie?

Welcome back.... Nothings changed in this part of the world...except our sales at SPAR have dropped since you left, funny enough when Paula emigrated the sales actually went up again, customers that had been scared to shop here in case they bashed into paula, have now returned.....

[Cheleen Koekemoer(Pretorius)]

Here is more than enough wind and rain thank you.  From one desert to the other.

Die aussies is maar nie ons mense nie.  Het darem klomp South Africans hier en Eugene en Lehane Nieuwoudt is ook hier so ons kuier lekker saam met hulle.
Struggle net met die booze, het nie ons booze nie
What do mean your sales dropped!!!!!!  Bring it on mate!!!!!!

[Michael Alexander]

WHAT? No Klippies and Coke..... What on earth will you guys do now? Roo Steaks on the Barbie......

[Cheleen Koekemoer(Pretorius)]

Ag nee shit.  Die aussies weetie van BRAAI nie.  Het nou so tyd terug bos toe gegaan saam met Eugene en family en dan so aussie ou.  Ek boer vrou maak to sommer vuur met koerant en fyn houtjies, het die ou my snaaks aan gekyk.  Het seker nog nie vrou sien vuur maak nie.  Nee wat, hulle BBQ is sommer 'n pot SNOT!!!!!!!!
Kry 10 jaar KWV hier, maar nie Ricky or Klippies nie.  Ek soek Hunters Xtreme en die is ook nie hier nie.  Drink nou maar RUM...
You must come and visit.  LOTS of SKIMPYS cowgirl

[Michael Alexander]

We gotta lotta bokkies here, so we don't need your  cowgirl  ...I'm sitting here in the office at Spar...just looking at 2 cases of Richard Louw that Jacques ordered for the GUn Club.... Poor you guys... Is the rum called Bundaberg by any chance......

I remember Eugene sending us an email once moaning about the braaimeat, something about pets mince,,,,,, tell Eugene/leanie to get get their into gear and get onto the forum,,,, I was watching a video of my 30th birthday bash, with Eugene dressed up as a can can girl.... memories...it was a good night..... 

[Rhona]

Hi Cheleen - we missed you.......always good to have another girl on board for when the guys get out of hand 

[Michael Alexander]

Suddenly the term "Bitch slappin'" just sprung to mind!

[Cheleen Koekemoer(Pretorius)]

Jip, die wit beertjie.  Nie te bad nie, maar maak nie so mooi die volgende oggend nie.
Hulle sal seker some time in Desember daar uit val.  Vlieg vir 3 weke oor.
Nee wat die girls is nie ons girls nie!!!!!  Klomp koeke as jy my vra!!!!
Pet mince hier is lieslap en en die vleis wat ons gebruik om lekker pot mee te maak.  Hulle mors die bloody vleis, maar ons koop dit en maak lekker pot daarmee.  Ah....ons eet honde kos!!!!!!! 202
Missing Oranjemun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cheleen Koekemoer(Pretorius)]

@ Rhona....
Jip, I'm always game to give a klap or 2!!!!!!
After all, they don't say Dynamite comes in small packages for nothing....of hoe se ek MIKY???????

[Malcolm Bertoni]

An Aussie braai is to fry some tastless sausage on an electric BBQ plate with a ton of oil, then to eat two crisped and blackened sausages and to drink a slab of stubbies (to you non-Aussies that is to drink 24 bottles of beer). 

All within a few hours and then to fall over dead p****d.
EVERYONE know that. 

Soos jy se Cheleen, sommer 'n klop snot!  Hulle het geen idee nie.

[Michael Alexander]

Bloody amatuers..... ONLY one slab of stubbies!

[Cheleen Koekemoer(Pretorius)]

@ Mike - some of these aussies can DRINK, but, they don't know how 2 PARTY....They drink - get pissed and then fight and screem at each other...we on the other hand, drink. ..drink ...talk shit ....play music ...drink ....stand around the FIRE...and drink some more... quickdopand listen 2 more music...we know how to have a good time...THEY DON'T!!!!!
I should start BITCH Slappin these aussies....Hulle moet by kom in die lewe.!!!!!(You seriously need to ge a slappin pic)

[Bertie Horak]

@ Cheleen - Isn't there more South Africans/Namibians close to you.  Get some of them together to show those Aussies how it's done.  So hulle weet nie wat is regtig kuier nie?  Arme goed.  Maybe you should write a book, like those yellow and black books - maybe "The Dummie's guide to having a Real party".  Sterkte daar innie Suide!