The Springbok Braai at Paul's House

[darryl weidemann]

mike which chop destroyed your steak.
for the braaier of mikes steak.....tips cut off its horns , wipe its ass and slap is on the plate. a good staek must be done in such a way that a well trained vet can bring it back to life.

[Claire Mc Cullagh]

totaly agree - if it doesn't turn the potatos pink - then it's burnt...

[Riaan]

Where the hell am I on these pics?  Oh wait!!!  I gave that up to come to Gangstas Paradise!!   ???

F&*k f#^k f#%k!!!!!

[darryl weidemann]

hey riaan welcome to the site ( took you long enough) . dont you think all them guys in those pics look a bit podgy ( except for khon khon) .
they say the camera adds a few pounds .....mmmmm maybe its more than a few.

[Riaan]

Hey brother D, you'd be surprised, if I was in that photo, you might see another bit of a podgy there. :-\

[Michael Alexander]

Riaan, you can come home, all is forgiven......

;D

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

Oi, I read some of the postings on the "Orange" site as well.  According to that and your sincere invite to Riaan, a few assumptions are forming in my head, Mike. 

Riaan, be honest about this ........ was the move to GP willingly or should we list your name in a sub section of NAMDEB BANNED US?  ;)  Well, if you do go back, first make sure the "calf" is slaughtered for you and then........  do the braai job yourself, 'cos apparrently the bloke who was burdened with the task last time is not a chef  -  he works at the crematorium.

[Michael Alexander]

Ha, Riaan can't come back, a Kenyan or somebody from that part of the world has his job now.....   :o

[darryl weidemann]

kenyan's no such luck . nigerians definately

[Riaan]

Mmm, I wonder if they'll want to have me back...
As long as Mike's steaks have got lots of fat on, I'll make an effort. :P

[Paul Alexander]

OK, time for a few clarifications...

1. Mikes steak burned because Mike was to pissed to come out and get it off the braai grid, we startted the braai at about 6 and half way through the final (21:45) Mike was all like: "Hey bru, where's my steak")
2. Riaans replacment is Tanzanian, not Kenyan
3. Riaan was not expelled, his move to the crime capital of the world was entirely his own call (eejit)
4. See point 1

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

Ag ja, we should have known there was another side to the story.......  but, being true to my own nature, I still have a few doubts about your statement in 3.   Riaan....... 

[Adriaan Van Rooyen]

naw Paul you got it wrong bru,Riaan got offered the GM'S job,hell he got such a skrik he buggered off permanently........... ;D

[darryl weidemann]

gee paul i must admit that is a pretty large piece of meat that khon khon is putting in your mouth

[Paul Alexander]

That sounds a little gay dude...   (no offence Sandy)  :36_2_35: