Denzil Weidemann!

[Michael Alexander]

Bashed into Denzil Weidemann this morning at the Wimpy at Klawer, last time I saw him was at least 12 years ago...... he still looks the same......

[Rhona]

Did he buy you breakfast? 

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

.....and how did he look 12years ago???

[Michael Alexander]

Nope, Michele bought me breakfast and I pinched some off Cameron's plate...... And he looked the same 12 years ago as he did today!

[Rhona]

So are you telling us the man hasn't changed in 12 years...........

Uhm!.........did you have pancakes? 

[Michael Alexander]

Er.... nope...... well maybe an extra wrinkle or two...... but it's just good manners to tell an older person, whom you have not seen in over a decade, how they look the same, kinda like telling a fat guy he's losing weight when in reality he actually ain't.......

2 fried eggs, 2 lamb bangers, 2 rashers bacon, toast, and some of Camerons scrambled eggs....

[Rhona]

Hope it wasn't Irish bacon 

[Michael Alexander]

Hey! You mock, but I read an article in the ZA papers 2 days back on a huge ban on IRISH pork,,,,, recalling pork from all over the EU......

Should send the stuff to ZIM!

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Not to Zim, send it to the Oranjemund Spar, they sell all kinds of old stuff, they sold old  rooster befor didn't they?!



Yip, I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Michael Alexander]

Oh! Gawd!

[Rhona]

You right Mike - all Irish piglet is taken off the shelves and being recalled from all over the place.......rumour has it the beef might be contaminated as well..........uhm! anyone for a carrot stick?

[Michael Alexander]

i Would like a PEET pie Ma'am!

[Rhona]

One peat pie comin' up........would you like grass with that? 

Oh! the green, green grass of ho -ome lalalalala   banjo

[Michael Alexander]

   Oh! Give ma a home....! where the buf~  er! uhm...leprechauns do raom..... and I will show you a house full of sh~

[Rhona]

  - you're on fire tonight Mr. Alexander