story time 4 words only

[Bertie Horak]

they struggled to balance

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

their beer bottles on

[georg ruf jr.]

their cheesy toes, without

[Shannon Alexander]

without dropping there beer

[Bertie Horak]

on the spectators under

[Rhona]

the table munching on

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Irish pork which was

[Bertie Horak]

served with deliciously saucy

[Clive Symes]

young nubile new potatoes

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

to overplay his hand. This caused many people to debate the fact , that poker was not a game of chance. In German we'd say "Glueck im Spiel Pech in der Liebe" Decisions, Love  or Luck 

What happened next was a complete smack in the mouth for Clive which made his false teeth rattle and his and his ears roll upward. OH drat he had never been in such a pickle before. This could change everything in fact, dental-work was performed and made life expensive. As Bertie insisted on doing the dental job in 18 carat gold with diamonds and rubies so that the tooth-fairy could see where Clive had worked all of his youth on a mission to collect money by returning cold-drink bottles and gaining the reward , but having to share with the Brady Bunch which was not what was expected. Diamonds flashed and tempers flared as Clive flashed a toothy at Santa's scantily dressed elves who were practising the Irish version of Das Suedwester Lied. They sang it in full view of all green coloured leprachauns, who had no idea what was going on; they just tap danced with -out spilling a drop.

The King Leprachaun knew that Tir-na-nOg was no place you'd find an old man with a red suit and a big sackfull of sexy underwear that was clean enough to be worn outside the jeans! Only Rhona understood this, because she was the one who had seen the other side of the far away tree. This was where the leprachauns gave birth to their bright ideas that inspired all OMers to dance; sing and drink while the birds chirped and the ducks quacked.

The next early morn was a Monday, the day the working-week ended and the beer was flowing out of taps into the dirty wellies we played in while kicking mud at the clean window all the while hiding the evidence. Out of concern for all those window washers that take their job very seriously. But in the rain they struggled to balance their beer bottles on their cheesy toes, without without dropping there beer on the spectators under the table munching on Irish pork which was served with deliciously saucy young nubile new potatoes


17 dec 08

[georg ruf jr.]

that had been burnt.

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

After all it was

[Bertie Horak]

five foxy females fixing

[Shannon Alexander]

there big red car.

[Rhona]

The pork was banned