story time 4 words only

[Clive Symes]

When the trip was

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Hey Paula! Howdoja "not run a lisp"???????

Like this Georg jnr     





just getting started he

[georg ruf jr.]

everybody was sure Paula

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

that had been burnt. After all it was five foxy females fixing there big red car.

The pork was banned and was to be replaced by yummy slices of fruity mince pies. The moslims considered the pies but decided to have the stacks of beer instead.Then Mike donated his beer-stocks to the Western Province cheerleaders whom he found practising their dancing moves on his front lawn. Sitting in his chair, Mike munched carrots and kept one eye on our naughty German Shepard!! All this coincided with Michelle falling pregnant and the breakfast recipes they had to find because of her morning sickness. Then she went to the magic goblin whom Mike always consulted at the dunes behind the big ugly orange tree.

This was also where the Wizard and Witch gave Mike his magic orange shirt that he wears when he watches when watching those Freestaters

running around crazily shouting  slogans only they understand while their thoroughly inebriated. Rugger bugger friends were consuming Mike´s  precious beer copiously. Mike decided to fool the leprachauns by melting down their GOLD, into ickle bickle bits to hand out to always wore when Shanon ....what do you mean Boy Georg? thought the gold was for Shannon but it was actually supposed to be used to find a solution to the humungous mistake. Oi - you can't do that, it's against the law of Leprechauns. Gold is strictly used for the purchase of whiskey and beer with some gold filings within. Incredible that the Irish are the best Celts ever!!! The Scottish pioneers thought : "What a joke! Hahahahahah!" After all they were the only people to know the difference between a dog and a black and white striped zebra. It was important to know the difference, between a pajama-donkey and a "new best friend". Friend forever, they stuck like sh*t to a new idea that  Diana had blanketed in order to show Clive how to prise the gold plated beautiful body of Rhona from the bottom to the top, with a screaming leprachaun in attendance.

This was just the kind of foreplay needed to crack the whip for the last round before Mike ordered an entire potjiepot of..... Beasties, Lambs, Springbok and not to mention the the very big packet of ready salted crisps. Washed down with copious amounts of golden nectar, and a big dash of the sweetest syrup, this was just the  job for the ice-cream
leprachaun, who deceided that all Ice-cream should be peppermint green with gold sprinkles. The "Bokke" thought this an excellent idea! This would be the ultimate dream of all children attending rugby matches.

Once on a long drunken trip to Windhoek a whole pile of empty beer cans were tied to the back of the slow jet that was towed by Fillimon down the road, with a very distinct lisp, he would never try to hide or run when he has a lollipop in his wide grinning redisch face. When the trip was just getting started he was sure Paula

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

would thump him on

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

his bottom. So he

[Shannon Alexander]

ran all the way

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

down the gravel road

[Rhona]

until he thought his

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

hairy legs could not

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

carry him a step

[Shannon Alexander]

more he saw the

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

gap in the fence

[Rhona]

and made a dive

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

and landed like an