story time 4 words only

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

he could go forth

[Rhona]

or fifth and conquer

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

his six year fear

[Rhona]

of ten green bottles

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

hanging on the wall

[georg ruf jr.]

which Humpty-Dumpty fell from.

[Clive Symes]

All the De-Beers men

[Rhona]

stood back and stared

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

as the three bears

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

ate scrambled egg. What

[Shannon Alexander]

was the name of

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

would thump him on his bottom. So he ran all the way down the gravel road until he thought his hairy legs could not carry him a Step more, he saw the gap in the fence and made a dive and landed like an elephant in a pile of steaming poop. Yuk edy yuk, yukedi yuk!

He wiped his face trying hard not to not to scream at the passing milk maids. Then next spotted a large hairy farmer who was about to go to the farmer convention. Help he shouted, please help me - but the farmer walked on by. So then after a while a big giant hairy fairy flew on by, wacking him on his big behind. After that he sat in a big large pile of sticky tofee pudding...........mmmmmm!

That lucky hairy fairy wasted no time; he then ran as fast as his hairy legs were able to carry him, and called the one true friend he had never betrayed until five gold soverigns were dangled before him. So he thought about it, and wondered if he had made the right choice.

His friend had been with him through his terrible accident and when he got dumped by his wonderfully gorgeous  hairy friend he could not dream of letting anyone that hairy creature he called Maya. Now with the gold he could go forth or fifth and conquer his six year fear of ten green bottles hanging on the wall which Humpty-Dumpty fell from. All the De-Beers men stood back and stared as the three bears ate scrambled egg. What was the name of

[Rhona]

that gorgeous blonde who

[Shannon Alexander]

almost fell in that

[Rhona]

swimming pool after slipping