BANNED

[barb (Fry)]

Funny as f-ck but its genuine, welcome to the age of health and safety, in the UK
I saved this article recently -

You cant be A,B,  serious........


a) bournemouth - local council - banned arm bands from a local pool as they were considered dangerous due to the transfere of infection through the air nozzle.
b) barmaids EU - an attempt to ban them from wearing skimpy tops to prevent them getting sunburned while serving drinks outdoors
c) conkers - traditional playground game banished as it is deemed too dangerous.
d) dinner - Camden councillors banned traditional barbeques at a fete in case of accident.
e) ear plugs - the MoD ordered all band members to wear ear plugs to prevent former soldiers taking legal action claiming their hearing had been impaired.
f) fireman poles - banned as fireman may chaffe their hands and thighs using them
g) guy fawkes - Ilfracombe Rugby club banned traditional bonfire night
h) hanging baskets - suffork councillors turfed them out in case they fell from lamp posts and injured the public.
i) intimacy - Callington Community College, Cornwall, head teacher ordered pupils to stop hugging each other, as "victims" could be hugged against their will
j) jump - council of Fife, banned bouncy castles because of number of kids who injure themselves.
k) kite - Fylde council banned stunt kites after a member of public was injured
l) loo roll holder - Sheffield civil service chiefs - ordered staff to take care during lav breaks due to germs lurcking on bathroom furnishings
m) mistletoe - a union guide adviced managers not to place mistletoe in case it encouraged sexual harassment at christmas parties
n) nursery -  nursery staff banned from administering plasters to children in case of allergic reactions
o) obesity - trolleys and lifting equipment must be used by pall bearers to carry heavy corpses in case they injure themselves
p) playing football - Leicestershire councillors banned footie and kickabouts which are a danger to public and offenders are fined £100
q) qualified BBC staff are banned from changing light bulbs, call in qualified staff for the job, cost £10 a bulb
r)  race - Shoreham East Sussex, axed a bath tub race held every year for 35 years for charity due to concerns over safety
s) sling shot - catapults can now only be sold as part of fishing tackle, in case anyone is hurt with one
t) tea and toast - Rotherham, playgroup moms banned from serving tea and toast in case of scalds and burns
u) uniform - Stockport, head teacher ordered pupils to wear clip on ties to avoid strangulation
v) veterans - North Yorkshire - old soldiers not allowed to march unless they had public liability insurance and organised stewards in fluorescent jackets to police the event
w) water - half of school children banned from playing with water in case it becomes contaminated
x) x ray - students to go through metal detectors to ensure they are not carrying weapons
y) yo yo - two cautious head teachers banned these dangerous toys
z) zzzz - fireman are allowed 3 hour rest during 15 hour night shift but are forbidden from nodding off in case it causes an accident when responding to a 999 

Ok then and on that note I best stop staring at the screen and typing as it could cause strain.

[barb (Fry)]

I'm most disapointed about fireman not using poles anymore
another fantasty dashed
do you think they rebuild all depot to be one storey, cos surely running down stairs is more dangerous..........................

[Debby Opperman (Biccard)]

Tee Hee Diana

Seems like you're not the only one into poles..

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Sharp Debbie Sharp beautiful

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

 :emot19:

Diana what is this pole dancing about......

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

No need to roll around laughing Barbara.I wanted Debbie to take pole dancing lessons with me.Thought it a cool idea at our age. beautiful

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

I think it is a good thing, will keep you off the streets

[Keith Margetts]

Now now girls . . . I will bring a pole with me to the reunion . . .

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

Diana and Debbie :emot26:

Looks like you will have to get going and start lessons,  grab

[Debby Opperman (Biccard)]

Hey, when did I get dragged into this? 

[Barbara Eia (Brownless)]

Debbie
If you lok back a few posts you will see who got you involved, she cannot do it on her own


Barbara

[barb (Fry)]

girls be careful you don't chaffe your thighs.

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

 :yeah3:


Seems like we have a show to look forward to!                    Keep up those lessons, never mind the thighs  -  I mean, as Keith is going to bring the pole, you cannot dissapoint him and not use it.

[barb (Fry)]

Is Keith's pole gonna be big, strong and long enough, teehee

So pole dancing shoes are on the christmas list then.

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Yip them shoes are a must.I still think it's a cool idea,be it comic more than erotic.I believe there is such a thing as pole dancing parties. (like a tuperware party) Trying to get Debbie to have one.Regarding Keiths pole, well what is it they say about short men.