story time 4 words only

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

out which way the

[Mike Voden (RIP)]

nappy fits on his

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

ickle bickle bottom. Now

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

turn it the right

[Mike Voden (RIP)]

turn it to the

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

left, now pull the

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

middle through and Voila

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

, but not to tight!

[Julie Vice (Willson)]

now turn the baby

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

right side up and

[Julie Vice (Willson)]

put nappy on bottom.

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Did it fall off???

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

that gorgeous blonde who almost fell in that swimming pool after slipping on a Jimmy's prawn. That would be Diana, the bestest and funniest  ... of all the grandmothers.....

She always knew how to get up and when her computer was down she would always make sure the wine was chilled. After several bottle she got very brave and had a bite of the burnt meat that was left over from the reunion; which was growing funny hair on the mouldy bits! What impressed us all was the men were enjoying Paula´s bunny ears in their afterlife as she tried to hide her happiness of their demise.

Dadswa lost for words had to leave the site to go cry on auntie Paula's large comfie cushions with a white flag, givin g up his drinking fund to to down a full the wine for him. Meanwhile it all got confusing with Clive who´s  PC link is slow just like he is, except when roused  from his burning bed, then he heads for the door and goes home! Another one gives up! 

After a nap, dadswa who is now sober had so much to do, but his head was better than ever. It was no longer a matter of who but how he was trying to find that bottle of wine that had been hidden due to his nap that if he had not taken, he would still, what a turn-a-bout for but to take a wee stagger promising never to go down this mountain while sleepwalking.

Dadswa did a skip or was that a jump, who know with jungle juice, this could get him into more bother than the red wine, he needs to take a step to the left, then a step to the right, do the pelvic thrust and having to sit down. Show, he said, I'm knacked, where's that red wine, I think a red bull would just make me rust!

The next day, the son of the now only lap dancer with botox lips and no one noticed that he couldn't really lap dance. What a laugh when out of the blue someone was called to get him straight from his comfy chair.  He was not there!!!! But where is the red wine that was right beside the the AA application form. And the blasted corkscrew used to open that lovely bottle of ruby red. The last bottle before detox. He is now going to try as he knows that what he's about to take on might be a hugh challenge that he's sure he can never ever do again...... so off he toddled to do what he thought was  good only to find it was a lousy idea.

So then after a considerable amount of coaxing a new plan was hatched to get Kelvin and give him a big Hug from all of his big family.  Mike it's your turn to try and find out which way the nappy fits on his ickle bickle bottom. Now turn it the right turn it to the left, now pull the middle through and Voila, but not to tight! now turn the baby right side up and put nappy on bottom. Did it fall off???

24.3.09

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

NO.... a comfy fit.

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

No leaks, he's trained