BANNED

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

I MAY JUST HAVE A HEADACHE

[barb (Fry)]

 don't beat yourself up honey - the poles are invading UK at the rate that you in SA experience with other african nation    :emot112:

[Dalene Steenkamp (Coetzee)]

Ag so what's a few splinters in the thighs  -  that's compared to the hampstring strains from doing the splits? :emot19:

[barb (Fry)]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (i sure hope so)

On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (no comment)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."(no kidding)

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

 :emot19:

[Keith Margetts]

Okay girls  . . . settle down now . . .  Keith will be bringing :emot98: his pole to the reunion beautiful . . . it isn't stainless steel :36_2_35:, it wont give you splinters in your thighs, it will be long, it will be hard, and hot,  and it will be sturdy . . .  grab!!

But, it won't be cheap !!

[Michael Alexander]

Keith , you forgot to use   :emot172:

[Keith Margetts]

Yeah . . .

For all my new girlfriends . . .  :36_4_8:


And, one for the lads, who might be jealous . . .  :emot172:


Goodnight from Canada!!
Keith.

[Michael Alexander]

 

[georg ruf jr.]

Hey boys.
I'm still confused. Remember I'm German.
Let me try. The pole is probebly alunimium with warm water runing on the inside. And Keith, I understand you intend slipping down the pole with your tongue. You believe the pole is polished enough, not to get splinters?
Is this what Canada has done to you?
Do you intend staying there for ever? You should think about it.

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Keith,Keith what do you mean charging us to use your pole.Wait till we come a dancing boobs

[barb (Fry)]

  well said Diane

[Keith Margetts]

Hey Diana,



If you come  boobs, I will be so cheap, I'll be free and ready to party



You rock girls!!

To the guys . . .  :emot172:

[barb (Fry)]

 :36_4_8:
ready to party
whoa

[Michael Alexander]

Don't forget the Zimmerframes people......

:36_2_35: