story time 4 words only

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

or just drink

[georg ruf jr.]

a scotch broth

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

.Usually they just

[georg ruf jr.]

drank only milk

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

which came from

[georg ruf jr.]

the Casackstan goats

[barb (Fry)]

Once upon a bar of chocolate that we ate travelled down our road on the way to the local for a quick bit of lunch with the monkey called chocolate log.
While they were tipping back a pint or three, he said to the monkey's uncle, what can you do for me on this fine summer's day, in a light hearted way, the bystanders gazed in amazement as they discussed what the reason for his migraine was.
Looking through binoculars the African grey swore as he swooped from a nearby tree and took aim at the nearest target which just happened to be the SARU president who was mounting his Harley Davison wearing only a western province jersey and leather chaps.
As he lifted himself on the bike to go his false teeth went flying in to the back of a van without missing a beat he lifted that bottle of spoek and diesel and headed off to his AA meeting undercover, when he noticed the African grey flying towards him, dropping a load, he thanked his mother, maker and thought that this must be the end for his inflatable but eager ego.
Meanwhile back at the local the bartender sang loudly "Jake for President" of Babylon 5 as he poured a stiff shot as the girls pondered who would be the first to fall off the wagon. Suddenly a man in black (Jock Alexander) a Scot by another name, who only looked for a good night and better morning.
The Monkey called from the near wrecked bakkie saying, &%* of @**&%£ that upset the while his uncle from the pub considered the remedy for his migraine, they thought it appropriate to strip naked and do the fandango for the group of Harley Davidson enthusiasts who in their sozzled state mumbled "the Full Monty" which prompted the monkey to frenetiquely jump up pointing and screaming at the naked Bartender who said.. Where is chocolate log? The monkey burped, farted and hysterically pointed to the door.
In walked a kilted Highlander, out of breath. He strutted up to the monkey and raised his eyebrow exclaiming "you are my long lost enemy – what are you doing still harassing these folk from the institution for severely challenged drunken sods" I have enough. The barman then said to the three nuns that were cycling past come in and help me look after the pub while I deal with this Highlander.  Better than rosary or maybe Rosemary, so the nuns jumped over the handlebars, dropped holy water and slapped the Highlander.  The barman was shocked by the actions of the drunken nuns, who had drunk some of Georges' Schnapps - The nuns then started to sing "Dance with me" and did the knees up! Mother, showing legs - doing everything The Mother Superior had taught them.
The Harley Davidson which was parked at the entrance of the water nuns and the barman went to scratch his nuts, in public. Jesus!!! Was a getaway - in the year that we celebrated the birthday of someone we knew but forgot his present, or was it deliberate??????
The plot thickens as the truth gets to the pope and the nuns, about the home grown organic mushrooms for treatment for the sore swollen nuts - only if applied by the hands of pole dancing girls that massage nuts in public and refer to African Gray's as nut crackers. .As you would like to believe or, they are sadistic.

The bikers had led the pope astray with their hoping for a blessing of wine and sipping on their way to hell.  After bidding a pineapple and a banana split to the alter-boys.  In the vestry the priests fiddled "Fiddlers Green" in the chalice and in a world of purple dandelions where the sound a falling chain released by the nut massaging pole... Keith! You here??? Yes echoed a group of teenage nut massage trainee's stretching their legs before stretching their arms ready for bed but eager to play games by hiding the huge Harley Davidson down under the bed.
Wearing leather boots the Mother superior wore tights and yellow ribbons in private.  The enthusiasts loved her for the way she would always be in the middle of all happening events pertaining - on the fact whether or not they should do a potjie under the table or just drink a scotch broth.  Usually they just drank only milk which came from the Casackstan goats

[barb (Fry)]

but today they

[georg ruf jr.]

celebrating achieved degrees

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

in nut message

[barb (Fry)]

that the enthuisasts

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

had passed with

[Julie Vice (Willson)]

flighing colours, however

could someone help explain what a potkjie is......

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

flighing colours, however

could someone help explain what a potkjie is......

You want an explanation from a german ???? Well you can have it.

Potjie is a pot that is used in a veld kittchen to ie make a stew over the fire. Usualy its made of cast iron.

Here you can buy them in Europe >>>> http://www.giftofafrica.com/pots.htm

[georg ruf jr.]

it should be