Desert Yeti?

[Pete (RIP)]

Apparently a Security patrol last Saturday morning happened upon a pair of over-sized foot spoor in the Sperrgebiet just north-east of the PCC.  Investigations have concluded that this may have been the fabled desert yeti, aside from a couple of aspects that don't hang together (excuse the pun!):

1. The yeti appeared to be staggering badly but there were no signs of injury or handicap (other than suspicions that the yeti may be a Cheetahs supporter!);
2. The yeti appeare dto have been severely dehydrated juding by the number of empty, date expired, containers of Windhoek Draught recovered en route;
3. The yeti was not adept at climbing over, or through, obstacles and left large swathes of its clothing like Tibetan prayer flags on the barbed wire fence!  There was strong evidence that the yeti had shed its underwear during its endeavours, an underpants label with the description of "Ultra Large" and a name tag with the remaining letters "...xander" being recovered at the scene.
4.  The yeti has a fear of the Police hence its decision to stay off the established road system.

The intrepid Security patrol stayed on the spoor until they reached 7th Street where it was lost.   It is presumed that the yeti's cave exists somewhere in this area or that Papa Yeti was found and whisked away to a place of safety by Mama Yeti (to the strains of "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yeti"!!!!).

Anyone able to add anything to this mystery incident?

[Adriaan Van Rooyen]

 

[Michele Alexander (Voden)]

Is there a reward offered for more information? 

[Mike Voden (RIP)]

Now why does this remind me of the sort of story that was sometimes included in the Oranjemund Newsletter, written by none other than Pete Nut............

[Michael Alexander]

I heard from a source that the "Yeti" was forced to consume a vast amount of beer that had past it's consumption date, the beer therefore having a much higher alcohol content..... due to this the "Yeti" lost it's bearings..... and headed towards the lights.....

I was also informed that he was much puzzled to find a twin barbed wire fence in front of him and forgetting his heavy girth due to the high level of matured yeast in his system , thought that he could easily vault this obstacle..... in the ensuing attempt, a loud wailing noise , followed by a rip could be heard down at the Sands hotel.....

During our interview with the "Yeti", his head hung in shame, wonders if he will ever be invited to return to the establishment....... er... to help consume traditional old aged beer served by a likewise old aged barman.....

   

[SandyB]

And yet somehow the yeti managed to get over  spiked swimming pool wall  without leaving any tibetan prayer flags or shreds of sensitive flesh  ?? that was due to guidance from  a skilled spiked wall climber who knew the yeti had to quench his  thirst from dehydration by consuming half a swimming pools water  aided by the odd swig of windhoek draught ( not  past sell by date )  that the yeti also  in a moment of play  threw some cans  into the bottom of   said pool  to have amusement at seeing  draught  dehydrated skilled  spiked wall climber  have to dive to bottom of said pool, to recover  cans and quench  his thirst .
Mike..  WTF  were you on a bender ??     

[Michael Alexander]

A Bender? Tsk!Tsk! not me, the "yeti" must have been on a bender, for that same particular evening I was down on 7th avenue helping handout soup at the soup kitchen...... er, so I am told....

[Adriaan Van Rooyen]

hahahahahha :culo1:hahahahaha

[Pete (RIP)]

Is there a reward offered for more information? 

There is indeed - please report to our Information & Rewards counter at the POH tomorrow evening at 5:00 pm!!!

[Pete (RIP)]

Now why does this remind me of the sort of story that was sometimes included in the Oranjemund Newsletter, written by none other than Pete Nut............

There's just no fooling the old timers, is there????

[Pete (RIP)]

I heard from a source that the "Yeti" was forced to consume a vast amount of beer that had past it's consumption date, the beer therefore having a much higher alcohol content..... due to this the "Yeti" lost it's bearings..... and headed towards the lights.....

I was also informed that he was much puzzled to find a twin barbed wire fence in front of him and forgetting his heavy girth due to the high level of matured yeast in his system , thought that he could easily vault this obstacle..... in the ensuing attempt, a loud wailing noise , followed by a rip could be heard down at the Sands hotel.....

During our interview with the "Yeti", his head hung in shame, wonders if he will ever be invited to return to the establishment....... er... to help consume traditional old aged beer served by a likewise old aged barman.....

   

Please come back as soon as you can - you still need to say "Goodbye and Goodnight" to us all!!  (Fresh Windhoek Draught in stock, too!!).

[henniek]

and after all that beer ?
I heard he is hiding out at a gallary or somthing like that

[Pete (RIP)]

The Yeti Posse are pleased to announce that a chastened, apologetic and somewhat exhausted, Yeti suspect surrendered on Friday night.  In true Yeti style, he soon put all wrongs to rights by funding copious quantities of "sweet nectar" which all members of the posse threw down their throats with alacrity!!  Forgiveness was instant!  So grateful were the posse's members that they even conveyed the ex-Yeti to the local Shellhole where, at the very least, he wouldn't have to negotiate any fences to escape.   

[Adriaan Van Rooyen]

Good for the Yeti  ,

[Michael Alexander]

I thought you guys were my friends and was'nt there a board above the POH bar that states, "What happens at the POH, stays at the POH"  ?