Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered

[Jeremy Dixon]

NAMIBIAN media report a strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead after a group stumbled across several of the creatures in dense jungle.

Locals came across the bizarre being while they were escorting a shooting party in Namibia, local media reported.

Witnesses state that the creature was spotted apparently foraging for food, one of the shooting party wounded it with his rifle and it escaped into the thick brush.

The locals tracked it to a nearby lair or nest where they found three more creatures of similar size.

The wounded creature attacked one of the shooting party and it was shot dead, the others escaped into the brush

The body of the creature was taken back to the local camp, police later removed its corpse and a full forensics investigation is under way.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/bizarre-muppet-like-beast-discovered/story-e6freuy9-1226519548572

[SandyB]

Dense jungle in what area ??

[Simon Mason]

My thoughts as well Sandy?????

[Bob Molloy]

Find a new creature and immediately shoot it. Great thinking. Perhaps the human race hasn't advanced much after all.

[Michael Alexander]

..... and it''s not mentioned anywhere in the local media....

[Paul Alexander]

Jim Henson is apparently devastated. One of his muppeteers now has a fairly large hole in his hand...

[Mike Stenson (RIP)]

http://www.pakalertpress.com/2012/11/21/bizarre-muppet-like-beast-discovered/

[Adriaan Van Rooyen]

So ..... who has been sniffing what.......Jeremy.....?

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Best I go slow on the Shiraz.....I read BREAST        

[Adriaan Van Rooyen]

aaah revealed i knew it looked a trifle like some one i saw somwhere ..... Diane is that you without makeup....

[Michael Alexander]

Way to go Adriaan.... just for you well pointed comment , I shall give you 5 Karma points.... and Diana, I shall give you a single smite point for knowing that you should wear make up when you leave the house to crawl around the dense Namibian jungle.....

[Mike Voden (RIP)]

Are they picking on you again Diana...............???????????

Never mind, just attack a box of your favourite coloured liquid 

[Adriaan Van Rooyen]

Dense jungle area...hmmmm maybe its that area between Jeremy"s ears,could be one of his fleas that were enlarged,you got that Sandy

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

   undercover.