I can't go into work today because...

[Mike Stenson (RIP)]

.....because I can't find my other sock.

Next excuse..... anyone?

[Rhona]

.....because I can't find the front door key & so am locked in

[Charles Scheepers]

Need to check the expiry dates on my diary products in the refrigerator...

[toonfandangl]

Because I'am still drunk from the night before........................................

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

I haven't finished my case of Shiraz and it will go off

[Mike Voden (RIP)]

I'm reading all these stupid excuses on Oranjemund On Line................................. 

[Adriaan Van Rooyen]

nooo Mike V,because you are on retirement ..... or did you forget that?

[Mike Voden (RIP)]

Adriaan, the only thing you know about work is that you work on my nerves

[Mike Stenson (RIP)]

its going to be to hot. 

[Adriaan Van Rooyen]

nerves..... you got any Mike V..........?

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

I just can't.

[Mike Voden (RIP)]

Why is that Diana,won't they let you take your red juice with you.............?????????

[Adriaan Van Rooyen]

you can't ask a lady that Mike ....shame on you...

[Simon Mason]

My pet snail needs a workout, and its going to take all day to do the 500mm marathon.

[Rhona]

It's the day all the leprechauns come out to play