TOPS Runs Out Of Tafel!!

Started by Pete (RIP), November 29, 2013, 06:37:18 AM

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Pete (RIP)

A disaster of epic proportions has occurred in town.  The day before a month end weekend and the day before the annual Diamond Festival, the unthinkable has happened - our favourite bottle store has run out of Tafel!!!  Rumour has it that the stock is all in the Yeti's cave.  Could that be true?

Michael Alexander

Yep! all two bottles of them...

We were doing our planning, and according to our records a year back, the largest customer for Tafel Lager was/is a NAMDEB employee called Peter the Nut! Furthermore, our records also indicate that he was meant to be out on retirement down in the Cape somewhere..... so we downscaled our stock levels and informed all the TOPS liquor outlets in the Southern Suburbs to increase their order on this line......

We will however continue to appreciate the fact that this pensioner will still be with us and will rectify this tragic situation as soon as humanly possible...

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SandyB

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Michael Alexander

Quote from: SandyB on November 29, 2013, 09:19:09 PM
Damage control of note     image071

Me thinks that it was handled in a professional manner.....

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Mike Voden (RIP)

Don't forget Mike A, you will have visitors arriving soon who also like a glass or two of the Namibian Table............
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Michael Alexander

Worry not Pops! For family there will always be room at the TAFEL!

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Mike Stenson (RIP)

There was no Heineken in the spar fridges yesterday.  yellocard
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Adriaan Van Rooyen

me thinks you need glasses......
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Michael Alexander

Quote from: Mike Stenson on November 30, 2013, 08:36:54 AM
There was no Heineken in the spar fridges yesterday.  yellocard

We want you to buy those 5lt kegs....  Test2013
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