New Year Resolutions!

[Pete (RIP)]

Haven't seen anything on this topic as yet ~ did anyone make any???!!!!

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

Haven't seen anything on this topic as yet ~ did anyone make any???!!!!

Here is a resolution

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or , rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
         
Remember:
                   Water = Poop,
                   Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .

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[Bertie Horak]

  

[Carl Wrbka]

1 Kilo of poop. Geez.....

Then again, if you work in a large public building, you indirectly touch over a hundred willies a year just by using the door handles... that's without mentioning the complimentary peanuts in a public bar... 202...

Thats it. My new year resolution...Buy a box of Latex gloves.

[Rhona]

Door handles hey? Should that not be door knobs................ Okay! Okay! I'll go sit in the corner and hang my head in shame.......but I bet some of ye giggled - go on admit it 

[georgswa (Georg Ruf) (RIP)]

Door handles hey? Should that not be door knobs................ Okay! Okay! I'll go sit in the corner and hang my head in shame.......but I bet some of ye giggled - go on admit it 

Ok, you asked for it 

[Michael Alexander]

Only a leprechaun.....Only a leprechaun, man it was quite in here until she returned..... gonna get yer mammie to wash your mouth out with soap!        

[Rhona]

Aaaaaggghhh!!!  - Not the soap and definitely not the mammie 

[Carl Wrbka]

Hi Rhona, yep I giggled. We'll let you off the hook this time.  202