The naughtiest thing you ever did in the mund.......

[darryl weidemann]

if there are four i shall be a touch shocked . but hey that means there is a good chance that one might actually be male. a part warren didnt read in the manual
CHAPTER 3: MAKING A BOY

[Sheena]

Hi Daryl

Congrats to you and Anzelle.  So, you realised that you can use that "thingy"  for something other than just to wee wee with???
When is the baby due?

Send my regards to Anzelle.

[darryl weidemann]

i think its due in may

[Michael Alexander]

That manual was recalled due to a misprint, I hope you eat lots of beetroot!   ;)

[David John Long]

This thread is about the naughty things you have done in Oranjemund, not about the naughty things Darryl has done in his bedroom...... Focus people......

[darryl weidemann]

its called 'getting some' dave
try it someday

[David John Long]

Your'e a married man so I am rather just gonna keep my mouth shut about the last comment.....

[Paul Alexander]

OK, I'm back from extended business trips etc... miss me????

I recon mine was setting fire to the first street (or was it second street) bushes and then blaming the Dooris boys, running them into their parents and getting their dad to smack them around....

Driving my car into the river was also pretty naughty but it only affected me and my (till then) upstanding reputation

Oh and Mike... so thats how you got the booze from the Rec Club Bar...

Oooooh and there was the night in a drunken state me and some unamed mates broke every single glass object in Palm Court and then chucked some of the platic furniture into the town pool... *geez what a dickhead* and now we spend all our time talking about how the kids of today are out of control

[bobbysmith]

this will test you all in the know,one sunny sunday afternoon in om,niall bennett,norman buckley ,brian ayre,and my good self decided to take a wonder ,we heard that there had been an accident on the mine and the poor deceased were lying in the mortuary,stories were circulated at school that some of the bodies were still alive because someones parents told them that periodicly they would sit up on the slab,time to check this out we thought,so off we went,found no joy in this story,so off to venture further,i found the masons lodge window open,this all at a time that ,unbeknowing to me,my father harry had applied to the masons to join,us boys entererd the lodge and proceeded to ransack the place,cooldrinks and spirits galoure,yissess we got lekker dronk,only for mr edgar selby to see us on our way home,f**k we got it the next day at nialls house,ppj kruger ordered a family meeting,we all got a lekker twatting,needless to say my dad was denied enrance to the lodge,thankfully he never found out why ,because my mother kept it from him,thanks mom,ps ppj kruger cut an awsome figure when in uniform and had his stick tucked under his arm,fair man on reflection,god rest his soul,nice guy when you were good ,

[Michael Alexander]

The L0dge has had it's fair share of break ins over the years... the place is fortified like Fort knoxx now, but what they do these days is break in through the roof, stole HIFI and booze......they hav'nt been back for a few years, but there is a surprise in store for them next time they move in through the roof, because it's a low ceiling roof with about a 30cm clearance between the ceiling boards and the outside roof, but a massive swarm of bee's have moved into that roof and somebody that breaks into that roof next time is gonna get stung...in a big way.... ;D

[Warren Weidemann]

Jeez Paul, that's quite a list... I don't remember any of that stuff. It must have happened while I was at home studying or reading poetry.
So it turns out that my dad was right, you were an out of control hooligan who shoulda been behind bars...

[Paul Alexander]

Well lookey here, if it isn't one of my unamed mates.... (see my previous entry)...

Warren, don't even get me started on talking about "Jimmy", some of us would probably wind up somewhat unemployed if I did... har har...

[Sharon]

Paul, I remember a night when we broke glassess at Palm Court, I remember talking about this topic to my Afrikaans Teacher as a subject of "what we did over the holidays" she was not impressed.......I felt  stupid afterwards but one of us had to be so call "cool" "not!!!!"

[Paul Alexander]

Likewise Shazz, I feel like a right twat now, but at the time it was all yeeeeee haaaaaa... if I recal we were venting our anger at having to go back to boarding school the next day!!!!


Idiots!!!

[Carl Wrbka]

Hmmm what a tough choice to make.

It has to be the time my brother and I decided to test the sprinklers in the 5th avenue park. The sprinklers were not connected at the time, so we decided to see how far the jet of water from the hydrant would go. The hydrants in those days were these 2" semi-submerged taps that the owambo greenskeeper would open with a special tool. We managed to open the hydrant fully, and after marvelling at the spray of water, decided to close it again. Thats were things went horribly wrong. No matter what we tried we just couldn't get it closed again! The water sprayed for nearly two full days before somebody took action and switched it off.

By then the complete park was flooded, and there were thick streams of muddy gunk flowing into all the adjoining streets. Sorry CDM.