A bot attack!

[Michael Alexander]

For you techies out there, we had a massive bot attack, well not a real attack, more like a mass visit... you will notice that the number of people online at the same time has rocketed to 53, up from 25.... these are not all real people, but spider bots that trawl the net, sniffing for information, names, places etc, these in turn help search engines find specific names.....

just a point of interest....

[Rhona]

Huh??? Explain that again - but this time pretend you are talking to a blonde.............

[Michael Alexander]

Here's the part that you should have understood------>For you techies out there<------

And then you would'nt have had to read the rest of the post....       :emot19:

[Rhona]

Nosiness got the better of me and then I got confused...........

[Michael Alexander]

Best you dye that hair of yours a darker colour, I would think..... :emot172:

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

eeeerrrrrrrr uuuummmmm   Whats a bot?   Is this bad?

[Rhona]

Looks like you are with me on this one Diana........I haven't a clue - but I'm trusting Mike to get the  ready incase of an invasion.......

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Exactly on his      wildly.

Us blonds would like to know, in baby language, about this. what names? why? when? where? how?


Also I can then sound very smart at the next braai.     :cappello1:

[Rhona]

Looks like everyone has gone to bed and we are left to keep gaurd against the 'Bot invasion'  -sounds like the making of a good film...........

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

 :emot19:   Will get out my       and dutifully sit here with you untill someother idiot logs on then we quickly log off and leave them to stand guard.

[Rhona]

Just like in the series 'Lost'  -did you see it? those muppets entered a code and pushed a button every 108 minutes - I wonder were they gaurding against a 'Bot attack' - Keep an eye out and as soon as some-one else noseys on here; we'll pretend to go fetch a beer and then  :emot172: they'll be left to protect against invasion while we head off into the sunset..........

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

No I didn't see LOST.

What is it we actually looking for?       or  vampire  or  :emot33:
Now if Michael had just answered your question in the first place we'd if we had to    our screens to pieces

[Rhona]

Mike will have a great laugh at the two blondes in the morning when he reads all our posts - I reckon the Bots have gone to bed as well..........

@ Mike..........answer the questions when they are asked..........What the hell is a Bot???

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Quickly Rhona it's Daddy Georg log out ,log out we'll leave him to stand guard with his german weapons.

[Rhona]

First we need to draw him in.......

Oh hello Daddy George; How are you this fine evening.............What's a Bot?

(How did that sound, Diana - do you think he will be suspicious?)