Just To Make You Laugh

[SandyB]

Something that  made  me  laugh yesterday //
Driving  around  yesterday  .. one  normally  see  proud   new   parents   with the  diamond shaped sticker   in  the  back  window  " BABY  IN CAR "   

the one  I  saw on the back of this  Golf  read .

" NIGHTMARE IN CAR "

Sorry  tried to get a pic , but the  driver   sped off  ..

[Donald Duck]

Paula heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
Paula came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'
Paula said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'   
'No," replied Paula, "Just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.'

[SandyB]

Uh Oh !! somebodys in trouble ..

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

 

And that is why I am so beautiful people!!!

[georg ruf jr.]

@Kenny   

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Watch it Georgjr!

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Wayne, you will know where this one came from. 

[georg ruf jr.]

 

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

Here are some funnies attached

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

Paula, this one's for you.

[Florrie van Zyl (Muir)]

Kenny, this one is for you. (A little riske for sensitive viewers)

[Michael Alexander]

Hey! I've seen woman versions of that Cartoon!   

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

 202  Is that a mushroom, you mean mushrooms make you clever ...... 

[Paula Gottsch (Willson)]

It seems a bit limp for a mushroom I think Diana     

[Diana Rudd (Boehme)]

Those ones Mike sells, the past the sell by date.