Just To Make You Laugh

Started by Paula Gottsch (Willson), July 15, 2008, 08:49:14 PM

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Paula Gottsch (Willson)

This is a joke section just to make you laugh or put a smile on your face.

Paula Gottsch (Willson)

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now lets see you all smile, say "CHEESE!"

sorriso2

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Paula Gottsch (Willson)

Here's a real Biker!

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Donald Duck

Paulas Wine Glass :


Diana Rudd (Boehme)

I've also got one of those   drinking-37
O.P.S -1969, Springfield Convent -1970, Holy Cross Convent-1972., Centaurus-1974
I got around.

SandyB

Viv used to have a 750 ml wine glass .. she would take it to functions ..  Oh boy many a hazy  crazy night we had together in CT when she was rediscovering her single status ...
To see  sometimes  requires that you  first believe .

vivienne

Sandles, I still use that glass as one of my party tricks and boy do I get the look will be using it again on Saturday

Paula Gottsch (Willson)

Sh...t Kenny, you would not like to see me if that was my wine glass and I had drunk it

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Donald Duck

I've just bought a new Mazda 3 and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!", he said, "Nelson"! The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!", he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the Australian National Anthem began to play, sung by Thabo Mbeki and Jacob Zuma, backed up by Robert Mugabe and The Zanu PF, with Alec Erwin on guitar, Robert McBride on drums, Jackie Selebi on harmonica, Judge John Hlope on tambourine, George Bush on sax and Dr Manto-Tshabalala Msimang on scotch...

Donald Duck

A flea hops into a bar and downs five double whiskys in quick order then hops out again. Once outside, he jumps high in the air and comes crashing down on his face on the pavement.

"Damn", he says, "someone stole my dog!"

SandyB

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the Australian National Anthem began to play, sung by Thabo Mbeki and Jacob Zuma, backed up by Robert Mugabe and The Zanu PF, with Alec Erwin on guitar, Robert McBride on drums, Jackie Selebi on harmonica, Judge John Hlope on tambourine, George Bush on sax and Dr Manto-Tshabalala Msimang on scotch...
You forgot  Mr slippery Shlope ...  singing about the benefits of having an " Oasis "
To see  sometimes  requires that you  first believe .

Paula Gottsch (Willson)

This is for everyone to test their eyes.


Donald Duck

An Insight into Paulas Brain:


Paula Gottsch (Willson)

as if you would know Kenny with your one brain cell all on it's lonesome!

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Paula Gottsch (Willson)

Here's a nice view for the smokers!